You know how judgmental moms are always lurking at every corner, waiting for you to make a wrong move so that they can leap out and declare themselves superior? You know how they’d call you out if, sayyy, you fed your 7mth old some Ikea ice-cream? Or if you don’t shower the fella for days on end? Or if you drop a banana on the floor, pick it up, drop it again, pick it up again, and the let your baby have a lick at it? In my defense, it hasn’t reached its 10 second drop expiry date yet, okayyy.
Anyway, today’s tip on how to be a bad parent AND gain Youtube hits while you’re at it comes from the following video:
Yes, it’s as simple as ABC or “…really nice sex.” Now go forth and let ‘em bad traits hang loose, man.